Dear Dumb Diary: It’s Not My Fault I Know Everything

Dear Dumb Diary: It’s Not My Fault I Know Everything

It's Not My Fault I Know Everything

Jamie’s teacher assigns keeping a diary for three weeks, something Jamie is all over…until she finds out the diary entries will be read by EVERYONE. Even though the author’s name will be anonymous, this clearly violates the Sacred Secrecy of Dairies.

And how can Jamie violate that? She won’t, so she writes a a fake diary to turn in at school, and lucky for us, keeps her real diary too. That’s how we findĀ out Jamie has a new attachment to her nemsis Angeline. Jamie’s dog Stinker has gone and had puppies with Angeline’s dog Stickybuns. According to Jamies, this makes she and Angeline not related exactly, but dog-in-laws. “In-laws are like a side order that you didn’t ask for that comes with the food you DID order.”

Dear Dumb Diary Series:

#1 Let’s Pretend This Never Happened
#2 My Pants are Haunted (When Bad Clothes Happen to Good People)
#3 Am I the Princess or the Frog
#4 Never Do Anything, Ever
#5 Can Adults Become Human?
#6 The Problem with Here is That it’s Where I’m From
#7 Never Underestimate Your Dumbness
#8 It’s Not My Fault I Know Everything
#9 That’s What Friends Aren’t For
#10 The Worst Things in Life are Also Free
#11: Okay, So Maybe I Do Have Superpowers
#12: Me! (Just Like You, Only Better)

Dear Dumb Diary Year Two Series:

#1 School Hasn’t This Gone on Long Enough?
#2 The Super Nice are Super Annoying
#3 Nobody’s Perfect I’m as Close as it Gets
#4 What I Don’t Know Might Hurt Me
#5 You Can Bet on That
#6 Live Each Day to the Dumbest

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10 Responses »

  1. i love dear dimb diary jamie is petty angeline is dumb and her diary is breath taking

  2. i love this book series i read it like 7 hundred times already

    I LOVE THIS BOOK !!!!!!!!!!!
    (D.D.D RULEZZZ) DEAR DUMB DIARY IS AWESOME

  3. OKKK I HAVE NOT STARTED IT YET BUT I KNO IM GOING TO START AND FINISH IN MY SCHOOL I NEED AND I CAN GET ALL THE AR POINTS I NEED TO I NEED TO READ N GUESS WAT I GOT 61.1 NOW N I MY GOAL IZ TO BE AT 100.0 BUT MAY N I AM NOT GOING TO SAY I CANT DO IT N I WONT IM TRYING TO PULL IT UPP CHEERES TO MY MOM LOVE U

  4. i luv luv luv dear dumb diary and i do agree with jame that angeline is dumb her dog stinker is NOT GOOD!!! Isabella i well um… kinda undiscribeable well u no wat jamie sez everything is true or as true as she thinks it needs to be
    I <3 DEAR DUMB DIARY!!!!!!

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