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June 17, 2013
Milk Eggs Vodka: Grocery Lists Lost and Found
by Keaggy, Bill
Do you use lists for your grocery shopping? Then you most certainly lose one occasionally and never give it a thought. After years of “hunting and gathering” those lists from abandoned shopping carts and parking lots, Bill Keaggy has put together an entertaining collection of them, reproduced on every page for you to read and laugh at, and repeat. It’s a deliciously amusing (and yes--voyeuristic), look at little private notes meant only for the person who writes them, their shorthand, doodles and smears all part of the fun. In addition to simply what people buy, the lists also say a lot about the state of people’s spelling and penmanship, with items like mayonnaise, bananas and Febreze topping the fail list.
Keaggy compiled the lists based on several themes and organized them into 20 chapters. These include “Just Plain Funny,” “Sad Grocery Lists,” (which are pretty funny), and “Eating Wrong.” The chapter “All-American Lists” features a list from each of the 50 states, about half gleaned through Keaggy’s web site grocerylists.org. Indiana’s list is lol funny and seems to support the health stats we read about for our state. Hint: Pop Tarts, chips and donuts.
On every page there’s an interesting fact or statistic about something related to groceries. For example, Vernors Ginger Ale apparently was the first soda pop made in the U.S.--in Detroit, Michigan in 1866. But it’s Keaggy’s often snarky critiques of every list that make this collection even more enjoyable. In the chapter on sad grocery lists, a note reads: “silver polish, bread, grape juice, table cloth.” Simple enough. But take a look at the back of the note and it gets interesting: “No charge from funeral home. $345 – charge for opening grave.” Keaggy has a field day. “Oh my God! It’s a do-over! They have to open the grave and have another wake for the do-over.”
If you have a little extra time on your hands, this book is a fun way to spend it. And if you want to start your own compendium, (ahem, Ann), it’s a nice reference.
Milk Eggs Vodka is also available as a downloadable e-book.
— Recommended by Coral Mackenzie-Danforth, Lawrence Library
June 10, 2013
Clarence Darrow: Attorney for the Damned
by Farrell, John A.
B Darrow, Clarence FAR
The folksy, rumpled lawyer who bested the famous William Jennings Bryan in the 1925 “Scopes Monkey Trial” was a complex character. After he built his skill and reputation as a company lawyer he devoted much of his career to advancing the organized labor movement in the late nineteenth century by defending union murderers who bombed buildings and homes. In several cases where his client’s guilt was undeniable, he argued [successfully!] that murder was justified because of the unfair business practices of the company owners and corrupt politicians they conspired with.
The level of violence employed by unions and companies in turn of the century Chicago is seldom appreciated today, nor is the enormous degree of corruption in the courts of the time. Modern references to the corrupt “Chicago way” are more readily understood after reading Mr. Farrell’s detailed account of that period. And Darrow himself prospered in it while denouncing the bribing of jurors by his adversaries and doing it himself, always claiming that his noble ends justified the otherwise immoral means. His vanity and his need for money – he was a notoriously unsuccessful investor – prompted him to take some surprising cases, such as defending Leopold and Loeb, the rich, teen sadistic murderers.
His continual infidelity to his wife, Ruby, and to his mistress, Mary, was an unattractive personal quality, but his courtroom prowess was rarely beaten over his half-century legal career.
— Recommended by Melinda Mullican, Wayne Library
June 3, 2013
The Silent Land
by Joyce, Graham
While traversing the slopes of the Pyrenees Mountains on an extended ski vacation, married couple Jake and Zoe awake to find themselves buried under a mound of snow. Having been caught in a massive avalanche, the two must now fight for survival. But upon returning to the once bustling holiday resort, they quickly realize that natural law is a thing of the past, and all that remains is a wasteland of silence and snow. Trapped in a place where remembering is as dangerous as forgetting, and nightmarish apparitions and incessant hallucinations haunt them at every turn, the two struggle to regain both their grip on reality and the will to live.
A superb blend of fantasy and horror, The Silent Land is like waking from a dream, only to find oneself in the midst of a nightmare. A true master of surrealism, Joyce effortlessly juxtaposes contrasting themes of the human condition: acceptance and denial, luck and fate, love and hate, but most of all, life and death. The Silent Land is as beautiful as it is eerie, and a must read for all those grappling with the idea of a hereafter.
— Recommended by Jeremy Weimer, Southport Library
May 27, 2013
36 Hours: 150 Weekends In The USA & Canada
by Ireland, Barbara, ed.
917.0454 THI 2011
If you like to travel, but don’t always have a week or two for a trip, or if you travel on business and have a little time to spare, this might be the book for you. Beautifully illustrated, each entry gives a three day itinerary of the recommended spots to see in each city. In large cities some of the emphasis may be on lesser known attractions. The book is organized by region and each section is introduced with a regional map. Each entry contains a section called The Basics in which you will find a small street map showing each destination, and some hotel information. If you are looking for a guide to a weekend get-away not too far from home, check it out. Or take a look to see what they recommend for Indianapolis. Yes, we’re in the book! And you just might want to take a tour of your own city.
— Recommended by Brenda Grable, Pike Library
May 20, 2013
by Caine, Rachel
College freshman Claire Danvers thought her parents were being too overprotective by sending her to Texas Prairie University instead of letting her attend MIT. Protecting their daughter from growing up and experiencing life is the least of the Danvers’ worries when Claire learns that Morganville is a haven for vampires.
When living in the dorm becomes too much (and too dangerous), Claire moves off campus and into Glass House, a house owned by Michael Glass, who readers quickly learn has secrets of his own. Claire makes friends with house roommates Eve and Shane, a couple of Morganville locals, who teach Claire how to stay out of harm’s way and survive in a town where the impossible is very much possible.
Glass Houses is the first book in Rachel Caine’s Morganville Vampires series. Caine does a good job of character development and explaining just what makes Morganville tick in the first couple of books. Further into the series readers will learn about Morganville’s history and just how deep Claire’s involvement with the town will run. This series is a good one to pick up for those who enjoy reading paranormal fiction such as the Twilight series by Stephenie Meyer.
— Recommended by Aimee Bittle, Garfield Park Library